Bitching bridesmaid

dGurl will wed in December. I am officially the designer for her bridal gown. I am honoured indeed. Looks like my quest for a diploma in fashion designing will not be for naught!......After my June exams, I will start drafting the pattern and the gown should be sewn in a months time. The more time consuming aspect of dGurl’s bridal gown would be the French lace finishing. Not to mention the most expensive!!! French lace!! MrSoulmate asked how was the progress and I launched into finite details about the whole process. I must have bored him to death! *must stop talking abt him, must stop talking abt him*

I digressed. I grew up dreaming of sashaying down the aisle in lilac bridesmaid gown, holding a lovely single stalk of lily preceding dGurl, as she walks down the aisle to place her hands onto dS’s hands forever to hold. Naively I thought I will get to partake in all my cousin’s wedding. However, circumstances shattered such dreams. According to old folklores, I, the oldest amongst all cousinhood, should not remotely even attempt to be a bridesmaid in superstitious fear that I will not get to wed myself! Bollocks if you ask me!

This made me rather angry and not to mention vengeful! Bitchiness overwhelms all logic. A plan to sabotage the chosen bridesmaid is officially in blueprints! Plan B shall be enacted!

The chosen bridesmaid had the audacity to have bought her own gown without the consent nor approval of dGurl. If that does not spell audacity to the tee, I do not know what else does!

So, Plan B. MsCalifornia-cousin (should she attend), gurl-you-love-cousin, Vivayou-cousin and Leleente-meself shall go ahead with our plan to be the bridesmaid of dGurl’s first wedding in the family! We are going to custom make our bridesmaid dresses in shades of purple.......and the evil plan is to take as many photos as possible without the official bridesmaid in it….heheheh….my logic here is that at the end of the day, no one is going to remember the wedding (no pun intended)….but everyone will surely remember gorgeous pictures of an awesome wedding. Years from now, the four awesome cousins shall be known as the prettiest bridesmaid ever! Muahahahahah