Initial Public Offer

I excused myself to the toilet, looked myself in the mirror and burst out laughing! I am going out of my mind!!!!

I swear, things are getting damn weird at the moment! Director has decided to turn my stageplay into a hilarious comedy!!! My market value suddenly looks very enticing!!! WTF?!!!!

First thing that happened, he decides to call. My heart went on a roller coaster ride, reaching high before plummeting to the bottom just as severely.

Second thing that happened, another “he” decided to sms and ask me why didn’t I contact him for such a long time?! WTF??!!!!....*I wish I can muster the kind of feelings I had for the first “he”, but this second “he” just gives me the creep*

Thirdly, a “he” colleague decided to launch an Initial Public Offer with me as the share and serve me up for a lunch date with another “he”! WTF?!!! WTF?!!! WTF?!!!

Can you sense my frustration?! Can you sense my annoyance?!!!

Suddenly, I feel like a biatch on heat! It is f***ing embarrassing I tell you!!!

Have pity on me lar. Pls let all these disturbing “he” fade into the background. I am not pretty, I laugh a lot, I swear a lot….I love money and I love to shop!! So, just leave me be and let me BE!

Shu shu….

The only positive outcome abt this whole fiasco is that I get to blog blog and blog…heheheh…at least life is not un-interesting. So, expect a blog on my best friend’s engagement this weekend. Expect a blog on my lunch date with first “he” next Monday and another blog with third “he” the following day. And as for the second “he”……zzzzzzzzzzz